Join the fierce foursome tonight. We will be taking on all comers! Whatever you think your plans should be tonight they are not as important as playing underwater hockey.

Do it now, later becomes never.

You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to become great.

 Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.

Work until your idols become your rivals.

That should be enough motivation . . . wait, here’s one for Tom “date night can be underwater hockey night” . . . Tom, you’re right, that one didn’t work for me either.

We take on all comers! Prepare for defeat!

We take on all comers! Prepare for defeat!